Current Leader for Costume I'm Least Likely to Wear this Hallowe'en

Other than, say, guys that live in West Hollywood and the Castro District... who would possible wear this one? I can believe that there will be a lot more Hallowe'en revelers dressed as Officer Naughty... by a factor of ten or a hundred. And, no, I don't say that because I want to meet Officer Naughty. OK, fine, not just because I want to meet Officer Naughty... that's the way things are.