A good reason to vote against Obama

According to the NY Times, it's not allowed to laugh at Obama. There exist no funny Obama jokes. The greatest, funniest minds either can't or won't generate them.

It would be a Very Bad Thing to have a President that can't be poked fun at. One of the classic things to say about the US is "we can make fun of anyone... even the President". Sorry, but that is just too valuable to give up.