Poll - product names

From a (five star!) review of Psycho Donuts :

I don't want my money to encourage these inconsiderate and insensitive people to exist in our business community. What next crispy cripples? Swine flue punch? Herpie Pie? Obese fudge? Crack cocaine frosting? Alcoholic's hangover soda, Making fun of people is not cool and neither is smoking cigarettes. These people want to make money....

Which made me wonder... how do these stack up?

So let's find out! Please be honest; if you had to pick one, which would it be? Assume that it's a legitimate, tasty food, just with a non-standard name.